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State Demotivational Poster


LITTLE OLD LADY -


TAGS: state trooper guns
Rating: 4.75/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:43 am
i wonder if she is his new hero?
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:43 pm
What was my wife doing in Kansas?
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
And ......... she got no ticket. He just told her to drive carefully and have a nice day.


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

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Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


Exams -


TAGS: doctors prostate dentist pain
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2015, 3:17 pm
...and if you hear disco music, head for the exit pronto!
mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:28 am
E.D.! One more time, if I said I preferred tall white males, I'd get my head ripped off. Keep your negrophilia to yourself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 10:11 pm
OH, MY GOD! ROFLMAO! That is awesome!
ipaprime - November 2, 2015, 9:26 pm
Better than getting a dental exam from your proctologist.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yes, LOL, I'd be worried :-/
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:40 pm
Should a fella 5L worry when he starts telling ya all the options that are available for whitening?
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2015, 3:41 pm
I find it best to have a pretty doctor. Extra points if she's from the "subcontinent".


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get assplay for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY - Keepin' the fuglies out of the University of Minnesota since 1870.




ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

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DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: murphys law restated
Rating: 3.91/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2009, 10:59 pm
Awesome! 5 lions and a small goat for the lions to snack on, and 5 large diet cokes, 5 pieces of pie, and five lion sized napkins.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
I have an Arch-Enemy on here that 1s every poster I do. I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I said I try.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
He always wanted twin assholes
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
*surgery (?)
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
Ooooh, voter #8 just 1'ed it. I hope his gender re-assignment surgury echos the very sentiment expressed by this poster!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:16 pm
If there is a fiveer-five that is more of a five than this five I have seen it.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Christ he/she missed one...his mommy must have called


PENN STATE -




PROSTATE EXAMS -


TAGS: after 40 annually prostate
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank you for reminding me. 40th B-day is almost here. Now I have to legally pay someone to do it at least once a year......YEESH!
steph1 - March 8, 2011, 2:25 pm
LOL - good old Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the lab..."I'm just a sweet transvestite - From Transexual, Transylvania"....5rocky ones


NSW VS QLD - Q. What does Red Sox vs Yankees, Broncos vs Raiders and Chicago vs Green Bay all have in common? A. State of origin puts them all to shame


TAGS: state origin football rivalry sport
Rating: 4.63/5

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house - June 15, 2011, 4:41 pm
5L caveman - origin, what a spectacle


OHIO STATE GEEKS -


TAGS: ohio state geeks
Rating: 2.83/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:56 am
shaking head, why in the hell do people have to pick oh Ohio State????
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:25 am
"Uncle Badtouch"!!! LMFAO!!!
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:10 am
Uncle badtouch stole all his funny.
lola - May 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
It's not just any particular poster, but why are you so relentlessly negative???


FLORIDA STATE -


TAGS: florida state girls football
Rating: 3.58/5

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rudeboy308 - May 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
As a FSU alumnus, I have to love this poster, and the team is getting better after Jimbo's first season. God bless the Daisy Dukes.
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:25 pm
the girl with the string belt has her fly undone or is it just a play on shadows?
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
Awesome point, Zed.... and WAY good presence of mind to byba$s the censorship! You rock!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
God bless the South! Daisey Dukes forever!
Zed - October 24, 2009, 9:14 pm
That's like saying that Big Ben is a small clock, Bart. Louisiana girls trim their cut-offs until they can pa$s for a thong...
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
Can't compare to Louisiana girls. Their shorts are...shorter.
rerun - October 24, 2009, 8:40 pm

FSU women are wild by nature
MrRandom - October 24, 2009, 8:38 pm
Hell its just a bow tie. One little pull and down they go!
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
Rope? Rope!? ROPE! Why must something so trivial stand in the way?
bevhillsreborn - October 24, 2009, 8:30 pm
the left one doesnt have a button and is using a rope as a belt.
BriaHere - July 24, 2009, 7:55 am
They're hot, and I'm going to Florida State.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:38 pm
What?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:38 pm
INNIES Nice to know you gotta place to stay when Aunt Flo is in town.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:19 am
Aggy, You Nazi!
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:12 am
No, they'd have to have double d's and be making out with each other while fingering each other with one hand and jacking me off with the other while the cheerleaders fondle each other...Does anyone have any Jurgens?
Preacher Man - July 4, 2009, 3:04 am
Those student bodies are more impressive than the 1972 Miami Dolphins.
agdaniele - January 16, 2009, 12:55 am
Than.


CONSTIPATION - WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS FULL OF CRAP!


TAGS: ohio state
Rating: 1.34/5

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RED SHIRTS - Fit only for massacre


TAGS: star trek kent state television
Rating: 4.67/5

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kittywarrior - September 27, 2012, 11:23 pm
that chick in the red dress looks oddly familiar ... like some girl from my school
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:20 pm
The girl in the red dress is hot!
dporter8462 - September 24, 2012, 8:32 pm
Green Shirts? Did I miss an episode?
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 5:16 pm
It was to hide the blood and gore back in the 60's censorship.


QUEEN ELIZABETH - Trespassing on her estate is definitely not a wise thing to do


TAGS: queen elizabeth trespass estate
Rating: 4.08/5

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maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Good Shot Q !


DISGUSTING COVER UP -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


REINCARNATION - This is what happens to Buckeye fans.


TAGS: buckeye ohio state michigan wolverine
Rating: 2.18/5

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todd snyder - July 15, 2009, 4:21 pm
deltabob- a marked omprovement :-)


United States of Shame -




BARACK OBAMA - The only president to visit 57 states.


TAGS: barack obama 57 states
Rating: 3/5

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HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:38 pm
So easy even a caveman can do it.


OHIO STATE CHEERLEADER - Ain't she purdy? GO BUCKS!




MEDICAL INTERNS -


TAGS: health doctors exam prostate
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm
Can't stop laughing...


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol


United States Marine Corps -




CLASSY CHICKS -


TAGS: down at rolling estates
Rating: 3.79/5

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GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 3:50 pm
2 trailers, side by side....the up scale trailer...bigger, badder, and holds more trash
Derek - December 7, 2009, 3:44 pm
What are "double-wides"?


United States Treasury -


TAGS: united states treasury printing money gold
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2013, 4:10 pm
This is really interesting, yet slightly humorous on some level.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, most of the people who belong in '99% money' clas already have it in Gold and Diamonds. No issues there.
motifayk - July 9, 2013, 1:42 pm
Most probably. The real issue is that once US looses trade leadership in technology and manufacturing exports; which China is steadily conquering, all the democratic world will definitely be in peril. They won't have trade advantage.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:39 pm
Similar to the United Nations symbol?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 8, 2013, 4:38 pm
Highly likely.
curlyrocks - July 8, 2013, 3:51 pm
The people who have 99% of the money now take 99% of the money they print, for I don't know money fights and felling like a big man I guess. And yes if we switched to a gold standard they would just take 99% of the gold.
motifayk - July 8, 2013, 12:41 pm
In 2008 China strongly encouraged Renminbi (chinese currency) in the international market and tried making it the reserve currency. Now they will most probably push for internationally standardized trade bonds/currency with world map or some such on it.
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 11:53 pm

Doctor Who, Spider-Man, Goku, Dracula and Metallica for starters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
Global currency? Interesting. I wonder what they'd print on it.
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 9:13 pm
US treasury cannot print forever and certainly not nearly enough to feed the world ten times let alone thousand. China is already making moves to create a global currency which would take out dollar as the reserve currency. Then US can't print at whim.


REAL ESTATE - Sometimes The Balcony View Will Sell The Condo




APPALACHIAN STATE - The only place you can take Flying 1200




IRONY - This License plate was made at the state penitentiary


TAGS: subtle state motto irony
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:20 pm

solid 5l james. n1
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:52 pm
I've been trying for 5 minutes to translate 104 1608 from L33tsp34k before I noticed the live free of die! Well played!


THE OLD CANNOT FOREVER KILL THE YOUNG -


TAGS: kent state tianamin square democracy illusion your mom
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:53 am

dear quentin... hammer and nail....and ty. i almost used a frank zappa quote on this but i already had on another poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2011, 12:09 am
touche
quentin - June 25, 2011, 11:41 pm
moooo. Possibly because the difference between America and China isn't perceptibly different on this issue ?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2011, 11:29 pm
But they will, The old will forever send the young to war to satisfy their own greed and lust for power. (I'm curious as to why you used this pic instead of the infamous "man and tank" pic)
Elgordo - June 25, 2011, 11:25 pm
Ignorance is our greatest sadness... it is from the movie Watchmen... 9 minutes and 35 secs in.
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:50 pm
I didnt' think this was Beijing, China. I have to read up about Kent state. So sad.


Second Thoughts -




RECRUITING TIME -


TAGS: penn state
Rating: 3.85/5

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A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




gun control -


TAGS: miliarized police state patriot act ferguson
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2014, 9:59 pm
Has anyone asked Geoff Peterson for his opinion?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2014, 9:17 am

inspiring...LOL...i would say de-motivating. see the latest pic's from fallujah....i mean ferguson? nice police men in nice police uniforms driving nice police cars. they packed up the military hardware....for now.
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:25 am
Inspiring duo of posters...


erectile dysfunction -


TAGS: police state
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:19 pm
That's very brave of you to share personal experience here me lord...5L brave indeed.
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:56 pm

This poster gives 'the thin blue line' a whole new meaning.


ALLEGIANCE - I pledge allegiance to the state of Ham and Bacon...


TAGS: state ham bacon
Rating: 4.83/5

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Silverheart - April 3, 2013, 4:23 pm

Thrown in some eggs, hash browns and bottomless cup o' coffee and I'm there.
PapaFox - April 3, 2013, 1:35 pm
YUM! :)


TWO WOODPECKERS -


TAGS: not available in the state of nevada
Rating: 4.64/5

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erock - March 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
once again , awesome! 5l
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:51 am
5G Mr. Airman
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:51 am
5G Mr. Airman
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:28 pm
whoo-hoo!! 5, 500 mile rules
spacedog - March 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
LOL, 5 woody's


COMPENSATION -


TAGS: widow estate
Rating: 4.44/5

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gas - November 6, 2011, 9:36 pm
thanks RL :p
Reality Lord - November 6, 2011, 6:34 am

you just keep getting better and better.


want to escape women's lib? -


TAGS: women s lib united states kitchen
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zetmonk - May 1, 2013, 6:42 am
And this only happened in the USA? Odd. Thought I was living in Africa...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:48 pm
Women: out of the kitchens and into the workplace. Late 1960s. Women's lib is one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but went a little too far.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:21 am
Eh? Don't get it...


UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live


TAGS: lol sixtynine united states
Rating: 2.23/5

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Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


MORON - You are one; that's Australia and Hawaii is a State, not a country.


TAGS: moron australia hawaii state country
Rating: 1.74/5

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Ivanna B. Anonymous. - November 2, 2008, 1:13 pm
not to mention that Inuits are Alaskan, not Hawaiian.
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
whoever posted original must have been elementary school dropout
Captain Douchebag - July 13, 2008, 1:05 am
Ah..Too many Captains..We need Admirals...Yeah..
V_V - July 13, 2008, 12:27 am
Sorry D. I Meant Captain Obvious. V_V Forgive me, I forgot to elaborate, and Confused a hapless bystander. *Shame.*
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:41 pm
Not binded. Bound. Sorry. Won't happen again.
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:40 pm
..When was I gagged and binded..?
V_V - July 12, 2008, 9:38 pm
This was so Obviously Baited we had to gag & bind the good Captain to keep it quiet... Thank You, Special K, for taking the bait.
Yay for Humorless Dipshits - July 4, 2008, 11:47 am
HAH! Another rat ate the poisoned bait!


OBEDIENCE -


TAGS: a good stance and posture reflect a proper state of mind
Rating: 4.68/5

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K Wells - April 11, 2011, 3:43 am
Nope, it's not right, but it opportunistic and absolutely necessary, I mean look at those norks!
5150monkeylove - April 10, 2011, 9:54 pm
Just relax and it will be fine....
djinnyf - April 10, 2011, 9:24 pm
Hum.... rape is forbiden, but this is right? xx
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:34 pm
5L for the tummy...good girl


- IT MAY BE FREE BUT THEIR BEDSIDE MANNER SUCKS! -




FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA - If I ever get back to American shores I'm gonna nail my feet to the ground




SIMPLE STATEMENTS -




BIG BONE LICK - Best state park ever I am in for being licked


TAGS: big bone lick state park
Rating: 3.16/5

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aPauling - September 24, 2008, 5:07 pm
Beaver Lick is nearby. I swear. You can look it up. Both are next to each other, in Kentucky.


REALESTATE -




I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU - for being american




CAN O' WHUP-ASS - Osama made us open one


TAGS: iraq military whup ass can us united states
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
Epic Fail


REAL ESTATE - She Has A Great Sales Technique !!




OHIO STATE FANS -




THIS PICTURE - is clearly a metaphor for the United States.


TAGS: united states horses picture
Rating: 2.07/5

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Anon - March 11, 2009, 9:59 am
How can it be a metaphore for the United States when the guy on the right is wearing an England footy top? :P
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:17 am
Wouldn't the horses be wearing grillz if it was Flave?
DotDotDot - December 8, 2008, 3:43 am
Is that Flava Flav?
Buttercup - August 21, 2008, 6:22 pm
I was just sneezing as I was leading them out of the water, besides this was Jamaica mon


THE UNITED STATES - We stand for things.


TAGS: bush fail united states we stand for things politics
Rating: 1.81/5

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Drew - September 9, 2008, 5:01 pm
Is it redundant or repetitive?
Agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:11 pm
It repeats.
agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:10 pm
Repetitive


OHIO STATE - Multi-cultural losers


TAGS: sports ohio state
Rating: 1.53/5

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DreMagnum - March 17, 2009, 1:10 am
Asians go to Ohio State?


Ummm -




Vegan Joke #9 -




Mind Games -




THE GOOD LIFE -




Picket Lines And Picket Signs -


TAGS: riot anarchy protest police state
Rating: 4.45/5

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Greybeard - September 21, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you sir. :)
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 8:28 am

awesomeness. you've kicked the bar up a few notches dude. love seeing how your style evolves.


Fashion Statement -




FOR SALE BY OWNER -


TAGS: hitler day even assholes got caught in the real estate crunch
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 2:02 am

LMAO. Does it have an HOA? Those HOA guys are tough


Blonde Moment #4 -




SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




VA TECH -


TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not rape if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the shit I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a bitch-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


The Legend Lives On -




OPTIMISM - Signing Joe Paterno to a 3-Year Contract Extension.


TAGS: optimism joe paterno penn state
Rating: 2.6/5


US Soldiers -


TAGS: us united states george bush iraq war puppies puppy
Rating: 2.29/5

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spencer - August 14, 2009, 11:45 am
Ahh marines soldiers who cares. we all get the joke. Grammar nazi strikes again.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 3:11 am
asian babies that can't put together a nike shoe in ten seconds, THAT's the other 40%
neocon h8r - July 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
whats the other 40% exactly, (Just curious)
Civilwarrior - June 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Marine is the shortened form of Marine (or Naval) Infantry, just to be clear. U.S. marines were known interchangeably as Soldiers prior to the 20th Century. Now they are Marines (according to themselves) whereas Soldiers belong to the Army.
LOLOLOL - May 3, 2009, 6:30 pm
look, it's just another anti-american jackass who still believes the Iraq war oil myth (america's energy: 50% coal 10% oil 40% everything else)
tasogare - March 12, 2009, 2:04 am
God, what fuckfaces those soldiers were, killing that poor defenseless puppy. I would've taken it :/ assholes.
James - January 29, 2009, 2:14 pm
Marines: Why?
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 12:03 am
Marines are soldiers, but "soldiers" aren't Marines, if anyone actually gets that. Plus the subtitle should read, "Have a great sense of humor!"
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:42 am
The main language of America is English.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:38 am
well guess what we arent from other countries and its not the year 1700. in the U.S. armed forces it goes by my last comment. so now for #9 ......bob/barockeva....STFU
Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
A soldier is a general English term that refers to a land component of national armed forces. In most societies of the world, "soldier" is also a general term for any member of the land forces including commissioned or non-commissioned officers.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:17 am
hey bud guess what Marine core: marines Army: soldiers Air force: airman Navy: sailor now STFU.
Aaaaactually... - November 15, 2008, 4:12 pm
...they all are technically "soldiers" (by definition of the word) even if added to that their service has any specific name. B&B, back to English 101 for you two. Try not to fail it this time.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:37 am
Marine's aren't soldiers?... bahahaha... oh and I think he does like the puppy... he's smiling, perhaps he's going to eat it!
Brandon - September 23, 2008, 7:38 pm
That was one dipshit who got dishonorably discharged. Plus he was a marine you faggot
Belisarius - June 28, 2008, 8:53 pm
Actually it was a Marine, not a soldier. Big diff, just ask one, I'm sure they'll be happy to tell you about it.


UNITED STATES AIRFORCE - Making grown men idiots for 40 years and counting.


TAGS: usaf united states air force idiots 40 years
Rating: 2.25/5
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:32 pm
Oh and this too http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/4.htm
Crizz - July 10, 2008, 8:30 pm
http://www.pilotfriend.com/photo_albums/potty/6.htm True


AUSTRALMERICA - Well, if the shoe fits...


TAGS: australia america united states funny merge fit upside down
Rating: 2.18/5

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Lemon - January 31, 2009, 2:03 am
It pretty much does. D:
Shadow Warrior - January 16, 2009, 5:08 am
it so doesn't
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:05 am
It doesn't.


PWAM VS. HUAK -


TAGS: blue states red states bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 2.14/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Who knew Sun Tzu had such a flair for physical comedy; there may be no winner, but it'd be one hell of show.


RANDY, RANDY, RANDY - I Told You That Margaritas And Multiply Were A Bad Combination




THE PLAGUE - Yeah, it kinda sucked.


TAGS: plague bubonic sucked understatement
Rating: 2.07/5

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ICEMAN - March 4, 2010, 10:41 pm
Much like this poster.


Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone! -


TAGS: august 12th calendar theme should be reinstated
Rating: 5/5

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skeezixmcgurk - August 13, 2017, 8:41 am
I didn't have respect, I had fear.
concern3 - August 13, 2017, 5:07 am
Kids these days are basically a walking talking middle finger. UP yours


Happiness -


TAGS: state of mind depression caveman
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - June 17, 2016, 10:00 pm
Yeah it's one off of JW's website thing that he posted
Silverheart - June 17, 2016, 1:21 pm

Kinda looks like the opening to any Paramount Pictures movie. Love the font.


False-Flag Operation -


TAGS: the country not the state
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:54 am
chuckle, chuckle, the corner market here, sells a brand of sausage that is flavorless. Missiles---finally a good use for it! ^!


WOULDN'T IT SELL QUICKER... -


TAGS: real estate sales haunted house
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:52 am
I'll inform the seller...
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:37 am
A haunted house? Okay, NOW you're talkin', but I want a HUGE drop in the price! ^!!!!!


The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!


freedom of speech -




SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My Ass Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


IRONY -




The atomic bomb -


TAGS: atomic bomb understatement
Rating: 4.5/5

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Preacher Man - September 26, 2015, 6:43 pm
...s*h*o*t to Hell. The censor program has gone insane.
Preacher Man - September 26, 2015, 6:42 pm
Another perfectly good vacation, shot to Hell.


Sad, but, true. -


TAGS: ferguson missouri state of union
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 9:56 pm

oh great...then the "white menace" riots begin


T-SHIRT - 100% Spandex




USA -


TAGS: usa america united states 1
Rating: 4.11/5

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mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:14 pm
... bottom of the coffee cup! OO-YAH!
Greybeard - May 18, 2015, 10:43 pm
Making a t-shirt now :)
GaryO - May 18, 2015, 7:37 am
Raisin' the glass
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:22 am

AMERICA F#@K YEAH


Blatant Insanity -


TAGS: clothing accessories fashion statement belt
Rating: 4/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:35 am
Here? You can buy a Rolex for ten bucks, if you believe it is a Rolex... well, good deal Bro.


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